DRUNKQUEST 2K16

YOU PLAY SOCCER [[normal soccer]] [[alien soccer???]]

there's no such thing as normal soccer you're a passionate striker with passionate leg you receive a pass from you midfielder who is also your boyfriend you kiss with the ball metaphorically [[fight the goal]]

the aliens have been observing humanity for centuries okay like, a century and a half [[that's still a long time]]

you punch the ball with your feet you FIGHT THE GOAL the goalie is a netminder because it's hockey now jk it's still soccer i just don't remember what goalies are keeper it's A KEEPR the keeper sucks and you win the sport [[that's true]]

soccer can be won in a matter of minutes the points are small but the wins are huge the stadium is good and large trust the crowd trust the gatorade [[i trust]]

win ''GOOD END'' ''come to brazil''

aliens. lifespans. listen. anyway the aliens decided that the only sport that matters to humanity is soccer which is true, i mean, have you been to brazil [[i haven't]]

neither have i anyway the aliens are soccer aliens and are prepared to anime at you [[i'm soccer]]

you're our only hope. hit the ball. win the sport. do it for germany [[what about brazil]]

brazil is basically spanish germany [[that's fair]]

anyway the aliens have lasers soccer lasers do you have lasers??? you do now welcome to the real world word real word fake word [[yeah okay nerd]]

cool so okay you shoot lasers at the aliens they shoot lasers back it's like a dbz laser fight wher eyou have to hit the a button a whole lot but you win!!! at soccer the alien world cup good job [[sweet]]

come to brazil